BIN LADEN'S Wi-Fi & BEN'S FLYING FIST OF JUSTICE| EPISODE #12

Two dads. One microphone. Zero qualifications.

This week, the Two Fat Fathers stumble through:

🥪 Ben’s heroic lunchtime smackdown when a rogue seagull tried to assassinate his colleague.

✈️ Darren contemplates selling a kidney after finding out how much it costs to send his kids to China for a school trip.

🎟️ Ben spends 8 hours in customer service hell trying to sell Ed Sheeran tickets. Was it worth it? No. Was it funny? Also no. But now you're stuck hearing about it.

🏈 American sports make an appearance, and Ben discovers that the Chicago Bulls don’t, in fact, play baseball. Shocking.

📱 A bitter text war erupts over when to record this very podcast. It’s emotional. It’s petty. It’s peak dad.

🧠 Mental health takes a rare front seat—because even legends cry sometimes (usually in B&Q car parks).

💻 And in a stunning twist, we confirm that Osama Bin Laden had a better internet connection than both of us combined.

💥 WW3? Nuclear annihilation? The end of the world? We laugh in the face of doom... mostly because we don’t believe there is an idiot out there to do it.

And finally:
🏳️ Scott’s still not gay. Apparently. Though were not convinced.

If you’re looking for wisdom, insight, or anything remotely educational — this ain’t it. But if you like unhinged dad rants, nonsense, and accidental life advice, you’re in the right place.

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Two Fat Fathers – because therapy’s expensive and swearing’s free. Join us, two dads in our 30s, as we navigate life, fatherhood, and random chaos. From dodging Lego bricks to questioning why kids never eat what they ask for, we tackle it all. Expect swearing, oversharing, and dad jokes so bad they’re almost a public service. If you’re knackered, covered in jam, and need a laugh (or a terrible life choice), hit play. Warning: Contains strong language, bad advice, and way too many chicken nuggets.

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• Latest episode: 2025-06-23
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