Salt Bae kicked out of the Champions League afterparty
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On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk.
Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s
Links from the pod:
Guam FA chief asleep on Zoom call: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1605537356316131328
Rasputin’s cock in a jar: https://easycomeseasygoes.blogspot.com/2011/08/rasputins-legendary-13-inches-penis-on.html
Napoleon’s cock in a box: https://images.app.goo.gl/HkMikhU2L8BomBSR7
Jack after Glastonbury: https://images.app.goo.gl/UHPTNtknVUQqZKzh9
Luke Littler lookalike pizza advert: https://x.com/mcOOey/status/1929182488091414641
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