This Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits.
From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, aging, and staying (semi) relevant - as they tackle TikTok slang, embarrassing parenting fails, and the pressures kids face in the social media age.
00:00 – Opening chaos: golf secrets, Portugal trip
01:00 – Abbey suspects Pete’s secretive behavior
02:30 – Pete joins a golf club in disguise
04:10 – Peter’s Baywatch moment: kids adrift at sea
06:15 – Red budgie smugglers + card-swallowing disaster
08:10 – Holiday airport horror with the kids
10:45 – Color wars: the fight over one coloring book
13:00 – Listeners’ Weekly Whines & shoutouts
15:00 – Abbey’s emotional horse reunion
18:00 – The two types of families on holiday
20:00 – Abbey & Pete’s Little Moons obsession
22:00 – Youth today vs. our generation
24:30 – Instagram pressure on young girls
26:00 – The terrifying influence of social media on kids
30:00 – Abbey & Pete try decoding Gen Z slang
36:00 – “It was better in my day…” rant begins
39:00 – Abbey vows never to be a bitter old woman
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
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