"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!

"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!

The Therapy Crouch · 2026-08-11
53:45

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks!


We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality.


Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team.


In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking!


If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!

02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams

06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates

11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence

15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week

21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps

23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech

28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards

40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama

46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories

2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!


00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!

02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams

06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates

11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence

15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week

21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps

23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech

28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards

40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama

46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories

2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!


To contact us:

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


For more from Peter:

https://twitter.com/petercrouch


For more from Abbey:

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


Our clips channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where can you listen?

Apple Podcasts Logo Spotify Logo Podtail Logo Google Podcasts Logo RSS

Episodes