265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 2)
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
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📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
🎥 Young Rory Compilation
Clip 1 – Instagram
Clip 2 – Facebook
Clip 3 – InstagramSteff:
⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974
Elis:
🏃♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff Doc:
⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox.
Elis Book:
📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field.
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
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Steff:
🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL
Mike:
😂 Just Funny – No context needed
Elis:
⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem
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The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Join Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero in Award winning Podcast "The Socially Distant Sports Bar".
It's a Comedy & Sports Podcast, but you don't have to like Sports to LOVE it.
Comedians Elis James (BBC 5Live, Sky TV's Fantasy Football League) & Mike Bubbins (BBC's Mammoth) are "Unreasonably hilarious" The Telegraph.
"Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero created a haven where they ramble on about classic clips and random recollections." The Guardian
Known to fans as Distant Pod it has won awards at the Sports Podcast Awards & Pod Bible Awards.
Hosts of "Down The Clubhouse" on TNT Sport another Comedy & Sports show.
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