Jamie vs. the LABOUR SIMULATOR ⚡🚨

This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”?

ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned.

PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood.

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

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Welcome to NearlyParents – the next chapter in Jamie Laing & Sophie Habboo’s hilarious and heartfelt journey through love, marriage… and now parenthood!

Formerly the hit podcast NewlyWeds, NearlyParents follows Jamie and Sophie as they navigate the beautiful, chaotic, and totally unfiltered road to becoming first-time parents. From pregnancy prep and relationship changes to fertility chats, baby brain, and family fails—no topic is off-limits, and no laugh is held back.

Whether you're expecting a baby, trying to conceive, or just here for the overshares, get ready for:

- Honest convos about the highs and lows of parenthood

- Behind-the-scenes of married life and baby prep

- Big laughs, real emotions, and relatable relationship chaos

 New episodes every week – follow & subscribe on, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Sophie and Jamie would love to hear what YOU talk about when you head out for a coffee. Send them a voice note the next time you’re grabbing a drink at Starbucks and they’ll listen to the best ones on the podcast. Just leave your message here: https://www.speakpipe.com/nearlyparents 

Join the NearlyParents community today.

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• No. of episodes: 191
• Latest episode: 2025-10-05
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