The Hike to Nowhere/Summit Shenanigans

False Summit: Tales, Trails and Epic Fails · 2025-02-19

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Some hikes take you to breathtaking summits, while others leave you questioning every life choice that led to this moment. In this episode of False Summit, we bring you two tales of outdoor misadventure.

First up, The Hike to Nowhere: What happens when you trust Google Maps a little too much and your hiking plan consists of pure optimism and zero research? One man's attempt to reach the highest point in Guam turns into a bloody battle against sword grass, questionable decision-making, and an unexpected dead end.

Then, in Summit Shenanigans, three friends set out to conquer Whispering Peak—known for its epic views and unpredictable weather. What starts as a routine trek quickly spirals into a comedy of errors featuring sheer drop-offs, a surprise storm, and a last-minute scramble to the top.

Stick around for Trail Mix, where Em serves up three adventure-ready songs, and Trail Etiquette & Other Shit, where we break down the basics of using a compass—because sometimes, knowing where you're going actually helps.

Rate, review, and subscribe if you love a good misadventure. And if you don’t? Well… maybe that’s your epic fail for the week. 😏

Happy trails—and remember, if it feels like you’ve reached the top… you probably haven’t!

False Summit: Tales, Trails and Epic Fails

Welcome to False Summit a story based podcast about tales, trails, and epic fails . I'm Octavia and I'm Em. Ever wondered what's out there in the big wide open, we are going to tell you some stories that will take you on a trek through the eyes of real hikes and the wacky experiences they have. Will encourage you to get out there with some helpful tips and a good trail mix to get you going.

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